Okay, so I am sucking as a blogger lately.
I can't help it.
I'm working harder than usual (the NERVE of some employers, eh?!)
On top of that, I... uh... was visited by Aunt Flo at Thanksgiving and then two weeks later BAM she was back. Excuse me? Hello?
This can only mean that I am officially ancient and that maybe I'm GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.
Which would mean that I am going to go all hormonally haywire and roam around the house crying because I am old enough to be the teen mom of James McAvoy and fantasies about him are just plain sick at my age.
Now I can only have "respectable" fantasies about old geezers.
Abe Vigoda, where are you now you hot tamale of my dreams!!!
Help me Baby Jeebus!
On top of everything else, K has been out of town for three days and, while the children have been miraculously well behaved and genuinely fun to be around, there are lego's in my bed where a hunky, hunky man should be...
He has just arrived home.
[Swoon.]
Here is just one of the many reasons why I love him so.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Gater Kisses
...and now... It's BUSINESS TIME!
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Ohmigawd, am I really going to be the first one to comment? This never happens, never. And only now because I put off watching the VIDEO so I could commiserate on the CHANGE. Can we all hold hands and go through this together? You know, like the exact opposite of what happened when Aunt Flo first came to visit?
Hugs, Jess. I am so not looking forward to 'the change.' Based on how bitchy I was when I was pregnant, I'll be a real 'treat' to be around.
Even when I was young, I liked the old geezers. Crow's feet were my park ranger uniform.
she has the sweetest smile on her face when she kisses godzillas, that my friend, is resume worthy.
Remember--two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven.
Have fun!
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
This is my kind of Viking...the puppet wearing kind. Must be nice to have your own personal Super Hero.
The change. What a nice euphemism for the sudden and extreme hot spells my wife has that requires me to turn off the heat, open the windows, and freeze my testicles off while she looks for something cold to drink.
Darlin'. I'm averaging 17 days between visits. Welcome to my nightmare. :-)
And the tears? Damn.
But I'm glad your darling is home.
There's nothing like a warm, fuzzy lego in your bed to keep you warm during those long, lonely winter nights.
Just be sure you don't close those business hours too early tonight, eh?
The CHANGE...on the up side, I hear you don't need to shave your legs anymore. Don't know if that's true, but it sounds good.
Fantastic video! What a man!
I totally think you could host a "best of joys" for a week and direct us to your already written stuff. Take a breather, it's all good.
When I was pregnant with The Baby, I had Business Time dreams about all of the old guys in my church.
The really old guys.
Ickickickick.
So if that's what pregnancy did, I'm all atwitter to see what "the change" has in store for me. Oh boy!
Awww... go getcha some o' that, girl!!
Dude, you make it sound like you are in need of some depends and a mumu housecoat.
Old, schmold...You are a hottie. You kick my appearance's ass all over the board.
However-
You are definitely in need of a great lay.
Just don't scream out, "JAMES"! when it finally happens. It may or may not put a damper on the evening (Depending on what "Kind" of couple you are. Ehem.)
Ah, the first sign, more frequent periods, because all the eggs in there are shrieking "Me! me! No, let ME try. No me, and ME TOO!"
I hear you.
I find it so absolutely adorable that you lurve your hubster like that.
And, if either of you are "fixed", Sterile Married Sex Five *snap* cuz it is hot hot hawt!
Dory
That video is so awesome. The "change" good grief speak no such words woman!
You aren't sucking lately, and if you were you surely deserve to, what with all the fabulous daily posts you give! Your man really is hunky, but I could not divert my eyes from the pure delight that is the rooster girl. You're one lucky lady to have these three!
are those business socks he's wearing?!?!
Being a great daddy is very sexy. That and a good massage.... Glad your park ranger is such a sweetie!!
OMG - the person who does not lie the "text" lingo. Must say. OMG> that is so cute! I love the bellies! So cute.
Men are totally in their sexxy role as care providers and daddies. Love it.
Well done Ranger OTJ Daddy K!!!
Oh - and BTW, I forgot the good news that I wanted to spew. My mom went through hot flashes and pre-"the-change" for like, 10 years. So good luck to ya.
He seems like one hot daddy. You have to love the pure daddy love.
Speaking of the change. My mom went through that stuff - the hot flashes and etc for ten years. So good luck to ya. Not that your as old as my mom. But I think she started around 40ish. And I expect it to START any day with me. The peri crap. So, like I said, good luck to ya.
Thanks for the video though. Your family is too cute. Oh the cuteness, is what you should have said.
BTW - your word verification is like a friggin quiz tonight with all of its smug double q's and double i's that look like j's and i's. It feels like a friggin' pop quiz. I'm just sayin'. I'm not a robotic spammer you a-hole word verification!!!
That Rooster is too cute for words.
well, maybe if K stopped slipping the alligator the tongue...
;)
So, first of all (or fist of all, which is what I typed over and over), your man = adorable. And, now I can't wait for Amos to be a bit older so that he can request kisses.
Also, tonight is Business Time for us. Yay! (Because Friday is when we make love.)
Daddys are the heroes. Especially when they get down on the floor with the kids. Priceless!
There's NO way you're going through the change already. Just mark it off to too much travel and fantasizing about Park Rangers.
There is just something about dad's with their kids that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Your kids (and hubby) are adorable!
That K is a keeper. :)
Sending some soy your way--it is rumored to help.
Fabulous video...
mine is coming home tomorrow after being away for TWO WEEKS. Argh....
Heidi
Belly kisses are the best.
Aunt Flo's a bitch, isn't she?
All I can say is EVENING PRIMROSE OIL.. hehehehe trust me!!!
E.P.O 1000mg keeps nanny sane!!!
it works for pms
but it doesn't help with TBSS
so sorry about that bit..
ooops what is TBSS
teenage bloody son syndrome..
Man.. The change....
Love the video. Very cute!
I hope you sorted out the recycling because while it's not part of business time, it is very important.
Okay...so now I have to swoon..he is hunky alright...so since your so old right now....share the goods...now look at the bright side...um..well that's what my mother always said...but it's really not that bad...and I'm sort of nutty anyway...you look good, feel good...your good.
I love K's voice.
But, the cutest is Rooster's kisses. SO CUTE. Especially the first one when she leans in for it. I dunno - just gets to me. CUTE!
That video was priceless. I loved seeing the Mayor and Roo in action.
Take it easy woman, you're getting old! :)
What a wonderful little view of your lovely people!
I must be PMS'ing (cuz unlike you I'm young and vibrant...wink, wink) because I just watched that video and got all teary eyed and started missing my Boo. He's a great gator kisser and a better daddy...
Bow chicka bow bow.
Just remember to come up for air once in a while.
So sweet!
It's okay! I'm in love with Ed Harris.... And, with my kids' soon-to=be retiring pediatrician because he looks like Ed...... That videos adorable!!!!
Let's see, I'm two days on, four days off, four days on, two weeks off. . .and then start the whole friggin' thing over again. Just give me the hot flashes and be done with it, ok?
Glad your man is home.
Jessica- I am 38 and have been in perimenopause for the last 2.5-3 years. And every time I see another doctor they have to run blood tests to confirm it because they don't believe someone my age is going through this. WHAT?! Am I going to LIE about it?!? The hot flashes are the WORST! Lying naked on the floor because it's cold SUCKS. I mean totally SUCKS.
Oh, LADY! You NEVER suck at bloggin' mmkay?
That video with the gator makes me all AWWWW and HEHEHEHE!
Look at the change this way: Awl Business Awl da Tie-yum, No Bebbe Worries, Mahn.
My mizan is still MIA... he's been gone since the 5th.
There will be extensive business meetings on Monday, December 17th, when he returns. Braden may get locked in the closet all day with a bowl of cheerios and a sippy cup of juice, and the dog.
If it really is the change (and you should get blood tests to confirm) ask your mom what hers was like, and how long it lasted. It may not be as discouraging as my mother's report. (twenty years!)
but her hot flashes gave her wardrobe a signature v-neck.
The world missed your "more features request". How unfortunate. Even though it was spot on, but I can understand the controversy, everyone loves the use of 'w00t'.
LOL - you go girl.
Adorable video.
Putting the important things in your life.....*before* your blog?
I don't think you've mastered this blogging lark. I mean, the idea is that you should get your priorities all wrong and spend too much time messing around unproductively on the Internet for your own good.
I dunno, what with that Liv getting her priorities in the right order as well, I think the Internet is falling apart.
See, I'm scared.
If you all get the mix right, and behave sensibly, then I'll have to start doing it too. And that means (gnnnnn) Growing Up.
Please don't do this to me.
Mikeachim
http://mikeachim.typepad.com
Nice hat! (helmet)
Cute video.
God, we just get over having babies and then that happens. No fair.
And your hubby and your kids are gorgeous.
Glad the kids have been so sweet despite it all.
What a darling daddy!
One of the only bright spots of my pregnancy...no AF issues. I mean, that and the eventual baby of course. The TUMS, Citrucel, Colace and newly formed stretch marks I could do without.
Hope your reuniting went well.
The Rooster - YUM!!!
You're a lucky gal...but you knew that already!
A. Beaverhausen
You're a lucky gal...but you knew that already!
A. Beaverhausen
I love watching K do his thang.
and you, sister...rest, peace, space, whatever you need.
Oh, the way she shyly and expectantly reveals the belly!
Ah, what a hunkity - da - hunk!!! I am so envious!
Park Ranger's uh? I say go for the Vikings!!!
You're not going to be all mad at me if I tell you I might have Viking fantasies now, are you?
Your lucky it is just legos in your bed. I normaly have a power ranger glue to my ass every morning. :)
We have that same Viking hat! And I agree, seeing my husband sitting on the floor "playing" dolls with Kaitlyn definitely makes him HOT in my eyes :)
Oh, and your kids? are so adorable!
So cute (the video, not your potentail life change. Not that you're not cute too, but. Well, forget it).
I'm feeling a little overwhelmed this time of year too (and I really do love this time of year). My blog is suffering for it.
I want to marry your husband. Is that so wrong?
i hate you...in a very "i'm so freakin jealous because you have beautiful children and a beautiful husband that puts 99% of husbands to shame" sort of way...
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